Take a minute and appreciate the finer things in life, like my thick round butt. And today instead of going out and having fun, you're going to dedicate yourself to my ass. I've been blessed as a PAWG, with strong legs making it so easy to tease you. I want you to forsake all others and start praying to Saint Passtrick. You know this is the most powerful thing in the world, bringing men down to their knees. It's time you gave in, start worshipping like a devout slave to me.