It's so much fun laughing at you, knowing that you'll just pay me to do it. Even when I'm all the way across the world in a tropical paradise, you're still eager to have me humiliate how weak you are. Desperately jerking to me is your life, it's really the only thing that you are actually good at. You work for me, you go home for me, you jerk for me, and in return I take from you. Simple and perfect, just like me on vacation, tormenting the dumb little loser!