You made a big mistake confessing to Me about your fucked up fetishes and indiscretions. You told Me you've spent thousands of dollars on porn recently, and your wife has no idea. If she found out you've been dipping into the savings account to fund your porn addiction, she'd leave you in a heart beat. Unfortunately, I'm not going to help with your debt problem. In fact, I'm going to make it worse. You'll be paying ME weekly from now on. But, I'll keep My lips zipped, and wifey will never know about your dirty little secret.