As I was enjoying My relaxing vacation at this beautiful resort, I noticed a ceremony happening. I peeked My head in and realized a wedding was in progress, and the wife and groom would spend their honeymoon at the same hotel as Me. Most people's first thought would be "oh, how sweet!" But not Me. All I could think about is how can I cause trouble in a marriage already destined to fail. I snuck into your hotel room while wifey went out to the spa for the day, and now you are subject to My evil games. You will obey Me, or I'll ruin your honeymoon!