Babe, we need to talk. I was doing laundry and found something shocking in your sock drawer. It's time to own up to your little perversion. I found your pop. pers and butt plugs! I had no idea you were into such kinky, slutty! My first thought when I found your stash was to call all our friends because I couldn't stop laughing. Then I thought, I could use this information to my advantage. See, you've been a garbage husband lately, and I'm sick of it. You're going to play by my rules now, or I'm telling everyone your secret!