I think it's obvious that you are the biggest loser of this office. I am always thinking of new ways to torment the losers of this office and luckily as your boss I can get away with whatever the hell I want. Get under My desk and sniff My sweaty heels, stockings, and feet. The pungent scent will make you gag but you must keep sniffing. you'll soon learn to love the scent of extremely sweaty feet and beg to be My footstool every day at work.