OMG I'm so glad you came over for a slumber party tonight. I have sooo much gossip to tell you. Remember that gross, creepy guy who started stalking Me on Facebook? Yeah, I found out some disgusting, humiliating things about him. It's sooo embarrassing, you are going to freak out! Ugh he's such a loser, it's no wonder all the girls hate him. He's probably like evesdropping on all the we are talking about him outside My window RIGHT now. Eeewwww!! What a pervert!!!