The other day as I was sitting in class, I felt a warm, disgusting breath on My shoulder. I turned around to see YOU leaning over Me like a pathetic loser. You were trying to take in all My beauty so you could go home and beat your stupid cock to Me later. Yuck. What you didn't realize is, once you got up to go to the bathroom, I did some snooping of My own. I noticed your DIARY sitting there and OMG did I ever read some fucked up! I found out you are a VIRGIN! You cry about this every single night. I would too, it's fucking pathetic! The only good thing about it is it gives My girlfriends and... Show more