You came to therapy for a very serious masturbation addiction. I've been using all My knowledge and experience as a psychologist for nearly two years now, and I've got to be honest with you. I see no improvement. It's rare that I say this to a client, but I truly believe you are a lost cause. Instead of referring you to someone else, I have something else in mind. I've seen the way you look at Me, and I know for a fact you must jerk off to Me constantly. The fact is, you're obsessed with Me. I've decided, I'm no longer going to try and cure your masturbation addiction. I'm going to amplify it.... Show more