Being the hot young brat that I am, I have old geezers drooling all over themselves at just one glance of Me! I used to think it was disgusting, until My sadistic side kicked some sense into Me. Um, hello?! Old perverts have lots of MONEY, and they are sad and lonely and desperate for the attention of a gorgeous Goddess like Me. You know what, loser, I think it's time for you to retire from your mansion. You'll be moving into the nursing home and I'll take over from here!