Hey you dirty pervert! I bet you'd love to know I've been wearing these sweaty nylon stockings all day. I even forgot to shower last night, so after wearing them to the gym today, they smell so bad! I was going to just throw them away, but then I remembered there were nasty freaks like you who love the stench of icky stinky feet. That's so disgusting! My socks are drenched in sweat. I could ring the moisture out into your filthy mouth. I'm sure you'd pay so much to experience that privilege. You make Me sick.