A glamorous Goddess like Me always wants shiny new jewelry. But, you see, there's no way in hell I'm going to pay for it Myself. That's where you come in. I've seen your wife flaunting the diamond necklace and earrings, the big rock on her finger, the bracelets, and I know you bought it all for her. Now why the fuck would you go and spend money on HER, when you know your cash rightfully belongs to ME. It's time to make things right. You know what to do. When she asks where her stuff went? Make something up, not My problem. All I care about is getting what I want.