Bet you were surprised walking into your dorm room to find ME sitting here. Every guy wants to fuck Me, and I can tell by the bulge in your pants that you do too. Come on, pull it out. Wait, that's seriously your cock? It's so little! Your penis is like a tiny worm and your balls are like two small peas. I could seriously pop them between My fingers! In fact, all I need are two fingers to jerk you off. Let's see how fast a loser cock like that cums. This will be the easiest handjob of My life!