Ever since you realized I found out your dirty secret (you're a virgin LOSER!) you've been quick to follow My demands. I am absolutely going to continue using this juicy information to My advantage. You see, I'm a busy girl and I can't be bothered to do bullshit meaningless tasks. That's where you come in. I've got a list of assignments and errands to fill your time. This shouldn't be too hard for you, seeing you sure as hell don't have anything (or anyone) better to do!