I'm a busy woman, and domestic tasks aren't something I care to spend My time on. I knew you were coming over to serve Me today, so I thought I'd put you to work. I have a whole pile of dirty pantyhose stockings that haven't been washed for an entire month. I could have you take them to the laundromat or wash them in the sink - but where's the fun in that?! Open your mouth real wide because today you are going to be My human washing machine!