It's your lucky day. I've got a slutty pink mini skirt and bikini for you to wear today. I bet you think you'd look so hot in this outfit. You've got this idea in your head of looking like a sexy Goddess like Me, but let's be real. That vision of you you masturbate to is going to come crashing down when you look at yourself in the mirror. You're fat, hairy and disgusting. You could never be a true Princess like Me.