I walk into my dining room while talking to my friend. "it's been a long day" as I continue to talk I remove my sweaty stinky shoes and reveal my dirty white socks. "wow those really stink" and my feet are so itchy. I scratch between my toes and continue to talk. I didn't even notice you come in! I'm sorry about my feet smelling so bad! I know this sounds a little weird but...would you smell my socks?! You like that smell? Wow...I can't believe how happy you are making me right now. I am going to give you a little gift for being so awesome...let me just grab something to wrap these Hanes socks...

I walk into my dining room while talking to my friend. "it's been a long day" as I continue to talk I remove my sweaty stinky shoes and reveal my dirty white socks. "wow those really stink" and my feet are so itchy. I scratch between my toes and continue to talk. I didn't even notice you come in! I'm sorry about my feet smelling so bad! I know this sounds a little weird but...would you smell my socks?! You like that smell? Wow...I can't believe how happy you are making me right now. I am going to give you a little gift for being so awesome...let me just grab something to wrap these Hanes socks up in.