I thought I would slip on a sexy lingerie for our anniversary tonight. I know looking at my sexy curves makes your dick so hard. I had such a nice evening planned but my tummy is a little upset right now and I've got the worst gas! Just ignore it while I tease you. Sorry they stink so bad, I can't hold them in anymore. I have to let this gas blast and I guess you are just going to have to suck it up. Literally.