It's finally New Years Eve and here you are home alone like the sad virgin loser that you are. I can't believe what a total virgin loser you are, I think you dropped down to even more of a loser this year. As you get older it just becomes even more weird to be a total virgin. Well I think at this point you should just embrace it and since we are here, I'm going to bring you into the new year with a resolution that will ensure your virginity stays with you for even longer. Countdown with me loser! 10...9...8..

It's finally New Years Eve and here you are home alone like the sad virgin loser that you are. I can't believe what a total virgin loser you are, I think you dropped down to even more of a loser this year. As you get older it just becomes even more weird to be a total virgin. Well I think at this point you should just embrace it and since we are here, I'm going to bring you into the new year with a resolution that will ensure your virginity stays with you for even longer. Countdown with me loser! 10...9...8..