It's finally New Years Eve and here you are home alone like the sad virgin loser that you are. I can't believe what a total virgin loser you are, I think you dropped down to even more of a loser this year. As you get older it just becomes even more weird to be a total virgin. Well I think at this point you should just embrace it and since we are here, I'm going to bring you into the new year with a resolution that will ensure your virginity stays with you for even longer. Countdown with me loser! 10...9...8..