As your office human relations representative these accusations that I've been receiving are a very serious matter. I'm sure you are aware that your behavior in the workplace is not acceptable and it seems that you "accidently" sent the entire company a very exposing email. I'm not sure who those were meant for but now that I personally know your filthy little secret I am going to use this to my advantage. Oh you thought being embarrassed and exposed was the worst thing that could happen? Oh no... not in the slightest. Step into my office and bring a pen to sign some forms for me.