This holiday season you need to be reminded what is most important. ME. You've worshiped me all year, bought me gifts, spoiled me and sent tributes...but it's still not enough for me. I want it all. Buy me presents from my wishlist, show me how devoted to me you are. Max out your credit cards, take a deduction from your 401k, empty your savings because I deserve everything you have to give loser.

This holiday season you need to be reminded what is most important. ME. You've worshiped me all year, bought me gifts, spoiled me and sent tributes...but it's still not enough for me. I want it all. Buy me presents from my wishlist, show me how devoted to me you are. Max out your credit cards, take a deduction from your 401k, empty your savings because I deserve everything you have to give loser.