You have been so mean lately and I just can't take it anymore. You know I've had baby fever this past year but I just can't seem to get pregnant so you will be my new baby. I'm going to give you a special drink and you will start turning into a, then a and finally a baby. I will feed you, change your diaper and rock you to rest with a lullaby that I know. This is going to be great! I love my .