You make stupid decisions in my presence. I see that a lot. I think you would do most anything that I'd ask you to just to impress me. You like impressing me, right? Well do this funny little errand for me. Go to your local store and grab two items. Padded pants and a very special drink. You'll be blasting off all evening in your pants while I'm laughing at how stupid you are. Will you do it? Better follow the instructions to a T loser.