Hi little buddy! How are you today? You know we have been roommates for a while now and it's been really great having you around. You are so little that I hardly notice you and you eat way less than any other roommate. I really love how you worship my giant body. It's been a couple of really hard and hot days and my feet could use a rub. Would you mind taking your little hands and rubbing my toes? I'm sorry they smell...but I think you like that don't you? mmmm yes that feels so good. Maybe there are some other places you'd like to rub on my giant body. I love my little roommate so much.