We've been dating for a few weeks and things have been going great. I've been a perfect lady and haven't farted in front of you yet because I don't want to scare you away. Last night you took me out to our local steak house and I ordered a huge steak, baked potato with cheese and sour cream, corn and a salad with ranch. After dinner we had drinks and I was a little silly and invited you back to my house for our first time. I started to feel that rumbling in my stomach but I didn't want to start ripping ass in front of you. After waking up with stomach pains I knew I had to get this gas out of ... Show more