every woman in your life rejects you so how could you possibly think the hot lifeguard would ever notice you? she wont. oiling her entire body while you stare, jaw wide open, drool slowly trickling down your chin... practically going into cardiac arrest like the perv you are while she pages through her playboys. heart racing already? not a word even needs to be spoken to you except good luck.

every woman in your life rejects you so how could you possibly think the hot lifeguard would ever notice you? she wont. oiling her entire body while you stare, jaw wide open, drool slowly trickling down your chin... practically going into cardiac arrest like the perv you are while she pages through her playboys. heart racing already? not a word even needs to be spoken to you except good luck.