another lonely valentines day spent by yourself staring at your screen hand humping your sorrows away isnt that right? lets be honest, pumping for your perfect princess is the only romance your beta life needs. i promise youre doing women a favor by making sure youre staying abstinent at home instead of majorly disappointing yet another potential lover. i hope everywhere this time of the year is a constant reminder of how much of a rejected loser you are. this holiday wasnt meant for "men" like you. face it, youre right where you belong.