Listen to me brag about my sub funded life. I'm so full of myself, all with good reason of course - just look at me. I get paid to live my best life. I'm thriving and you're here to contribute to my success. It's time to fully accept your purpose as my finsub. My walking wallet. My cash cow. We both know your life is pitiful compared to mine, so its time to step up and send it all. DEBT IS SEXY. Because it means your adding to MY success. Get a loan, sell your car, get a second job, there are NO excuses for absolute financial ruins.