*These clips were made 1-3 years ago* The first clip begins with me finding your sneaky tiny self hiding out in my suitcase of work clothes. If today wasn't so damn slow and I wasn't bored, then you would've been squished quicker than you could say "Please, no". However, it is slow and I am bored so I'm going to use you to distract myself. I know you only jumped in this bag to smell my sweaty thongs and dance pieces, you naughty boy. Will you even be able to keep yourself from exploding before I give you a countdown? >:)

The second clip is set at home and around the time ... Show more