You work has been so poor! I have decided that there is no job role for you so I have made one up completely and only for you. I know you will shine in this area as I can see you do like feet. You can obviously refuse this offer.. however you will lose your job and have to go home and tell your family why you have been sacked. Lets make a deal.. You become My little office bitch, in exchange for weekly worship sessions? I would ask how does that sound but I am not really giving you a choice

You work has been so poor! I have decided that there is no job role for you so I have made one up completely and only for you. I know you will shine in this area as I can see you do like feet. You can obviously refuse this offer.. however you will lose your job and have to go home and tell your family why you have been sacked. Lets make a deal.. You become My little office bitch, in exchange for weekly worship sessions? I would ask how does that sound but I am not really giving you a choice