It's that time of year where everyone wants to be on the good list.. But we've kept an eye on you and just from your internet search history alone you are definitely not making the cut. But Santa has sent ME to try and rectify that... You see I have a fetish too, and you are to indulge in Mine, make Me happy and I will allow you back onto the good list for Christmas! Now worship MY armpits NOW!! Or else you will lose all internet access!

It's that time of year where everyone wants to be on the good list.. But we've kept an eye on you and just from your internet search history alone you are definitely not making the cut. But Santa has sent ME to try and rectify that... You see I have a fetish too, and you are to indulge in Mine, make Me happy and I will allow you back onto the good list for Christmas! Now worship MY armpits NOW!! Or else you will lose all internet access!