Do you know why I've called you into My office today? My top sales person has been slacking off recently. One of your coworkers went so far to say as to say you really need to get laid to relieve the stress!! How long has it been since you last masturbated or got laid? Wow... a while, huh? Now, I'm not going to fuck you, but I will do is help you masturbate and release all that built up sexual frustration. In fact, I insist. You're a better salesman when you aren't stressed and frustrated. You used to be My top sales person and now look at you! You're not producing results for Me! I know wh...

Do you know why I've called you into My office today? My top sales person has been slacking off recently. One of your coworkers went so far to say as to say you really need to get laid to relieve the stress!! How long has it been since you last masturbated or got laid? Wow... a while, huh? Now, I'm not going to fuck you, but I will do is help you masturbate and release all that built up sexual frustration. In fact, I insist. You're a better salesman when you aren't stressed and frustrated. You used to be My top sales person and now look at you! You're not producing results for Me! I know what you're capable of and I want you to return to it.

If you want to continue to stayed employed, you will follow My directions! We are going to to relieve all that sexual frustration right here and right now. We are going to fix what's holding you back. Your sexual frustration is effecting your career and if you don't follow My exact directions, I am going to fire you!