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It’s Christmas time and do you know what that means? It means losers like you with a big wallet get to spend extra on the Goddess in your life: ME. I provide you with such satisfaction knowing that you’re making Me feel pretty and loved. All of your gift giving money is going towards Me. All that hard earned cash is Mine, even if it means starting a second job or eating ketchup sandwiches. You get to sacrifice for Me. That’s what Christmas is about! Giving! And that’s what you’ll be doing: Giving to Me. I’ll enjoy the benefits of all your hard work. I don’t care what’s in your pants. I only care about what’s coming to Me. Spend for Me. Spoil Me with gifts from My wishlist (spoilsydney.com). That’s what turns Me on. That’s what gets Me excited. Your hard earned money coming straight to Me!