Thanks to this quarantine, I am completely out of toilet paper, but I'm not too worried, I've got a toilet slave that can step in to assist and that toilet slave would be you. Instead of scouring the stores looking for toilet paper, I'm just going to use your tongue to get nice and clean instead. How does that sound? Silly, toilet slave! Toilet paper doesn't talk. It cleans filthy assholes and that is exactly what you're going to do.