Oh look... the jerkaholic is back for more verbal humiliation. Surprise surprise. It seems your dick only gets hard when I'm being mean to you. It goes for everything else, including the girls you happen to get into bed. Those girls never stick around though. They get one look at that over-jerked dick and they are gone faster than you can say "it's not normally like this!" But it is though, shithead. Face it. You're a jerkaholic and this is exactly what you deserve.