"Footpig" was called into my office because he got caught staring at my pretty soles. In any other situation, I would take disciplinary action, but not today. He is going to get a front row view of the feet he loves to admire, propped up on my desk in all their superior glory. Not only do I acknowledge his foot fetish, but I also admit I've been teasing him intentionally this entire time. This is a meeting "Footpig" won't soon forget.