I know you're obsessed with my checkered Vans. You would do anything for a sniff, but that sniff is never going to happen. Sorry, foot freak! They're my favorite shoes and I don't plan on ever selling them. I will, however, sell you the footsies I wear underneath them. You see... when it's really warm out, my feet sweat like crazy in my checkered Vans. There are definitely some sweat stains on the inside, but most of it is absorbed by my footsies. Sweaty footsies equal stinky footsies! I know that excites you. So let go of your dream of sniffing my Vans and buy my sweaty footsies instead. <... Show more