You are a fat disgusting slob who clearly lacks motivation to take care of yourself and be presentable to society. That's going to change today. My exquisite discipline will get you into shape in no time and make you slightly less revolting than you are now. Nothing is more motivating than me with a riding crop and sexy garter belt. Just make sure you listen to my every word though, because if you don't, there will be hell to pay in the form of excruciating CBT. Think you can take the heat? There is only one way to find out.