I hear you, the VIRGIN, has a date tonight. How nice! You can go ahead and cancel that now. Virgins should never be going on dates and this is why: your dick is useless. There is no way you know how to pleasure a woman and therefore, you should not be dating them. It's best you just stay home and jerk, forever alone, forever untouched. You truly are a sorry excuse for a man. The good news is that all the money you are saving by not going out on dates can be sent directly to me. I deserve it far more than you do. It's time to jerk to my exquisite humiliation, VIRGIN.