It's Friday night... why aren't you out partying? That's an easy one to answer. It's because you're a loser. No one wants to hang out with you, especially women. They find you despicable. There is nothing special about you and I make sure to tell you this over and over again. My humiliation is nothing short of brutal. You will be degraded, belittled, and objectified until your worthless little ego is nothing but a stain. Weekends are for hand humping, not partying. Happy Friday!