We are your roommates and we have to confess something to you. We went through your room and your browser history and we found some interesting things. It appears you have a thing for cock! Makes sense since you have never hit on us, which is really weird. We are really sexy! Any straight man would be totally into us and you're not. It's also evident that our sex toys have been tampered with so clearly you're sneaking around. You don't have to hide it, roomie! We know the truth and we want to help you out. We are even going to teach you how to suck cock properly. We have always wanted a gay...

We are your roommates and we have to confess something to you. We went through your room and your browser history and we found some interesting things. It appears you have a thing for cock! Makes sense since you have never hit on us, which is really weird. We are really sexy! Any straight man would be totally into us and you're not. It's also evident that our sex toys have been tampered with so clearly you're sneaking around. You don't have to hide it, roomie! We know the truth and we want to help you out. We are even going to teach you how to suck cock properly. We have always wanted a gay roomie and now we have one! How exciting for all of us!