You applied for a job at my company and got hired, but I didn't realize you were a tiny man until your first day on the job. I singled you out, told my secretary to take an early lunch, and proceeded to tease and taunt you with my size. I am so much bigger than you! Unfortunately I don't have a desk that will work for you so you're just going to be my "stress ball" instead. Anytime I'm feeling frustrated on the job, I will take out my aggression on you. Welcome to my company!