Guess what, loser? It's Goddess' birthday! But really, it's Goddess' birth MONTH and you're going to go into debt for me. This will involve buying gifts from my wishlist and sending large amounts of money, all while being humiliated and verbally degraded by yours truly. Sound like a good time? Just kidding! No one cares what you think because you're a beta male loser and you're only good for one thing... spoiling ME.