Hi there. You're probably wondering why you're so small. Remember that beverage I made for you at the pool party? It had a special ingredient in it that shrinks full size men into little, itty, bitty men. Now you are nothing but a speck and I tower over you, as you can see. Oh, you want to know WHY I did this? Well... I was sick of you checking me out by the pool. You are such a pig, but not anymore! Just to clarify, I'm not interested in you... when you're big. I only want you to be tiny so I can have my way with you. That is the natural order of things. You will think twice before gawking... Show more