Hey, foot boy! I've got a treat for you and it involves those flats you see on my feet. Whenever I wear them, my feet get extra sweaty and stinky. You can even see the dark areas where the foot sweat soaks into them so you know I'm not lying. If I were to dangle them for even a few seconds, the entire room would end up smelling like my feet. That's how potent they are! I am going to tease you with them and describe how stinky they are and you're going to stroke. Maybe someday you'll actually sniff, but for now you're going to stroke... stroke to my sweaty, stinky flats.