Hey babe. I have a confession to make. I cheated on you... twice. This is probably really upsetting to you, but I honestly don't feel bad at all. In fact, it was really fun and I want to tell you all about it. Oh, you don't want to hear the details? Well too bad. I'm going to tell you anyways because I want you to understand exactly why I did it. Those two guys I fucked are better than you in every way and that's a fact. We did all sorts of nasty things together and I got to live out some wild fantasies, which never happens with you. You're boring and that means you're dumped. See ya!