It's a beautiful day outside so I decided to film a humiliating clip while wearing my white New Balance slides. As you can see, the bottoms of them aren't white anymore. They're filthy, but that's why you love them. You're a filthy foot boy who's in love with my filthy flats. You imagine licking them and kissing them daily, which I find very amusing. Why don't you just marry them already!? LOL