Yet another holiday season is upon us and you have no girlfriend in sight. Poor you! Looks like history is repeating itself yet again. You're always single and always alone because you're LAME. You're a sorry excuse for a man with no game and you having a jerking addiction. There is nothing desirable about you! I, however, am very desirable. I'm going to have tons of sex over the holidays while you pump your disgusting, unwanted cock to my amazing sex life. You're so pathetic. This humiliation is well deserved. Merry Christmas, LOSER.