There is no bigger loser on earth than you. Seriously. I can't think of one redeeming quality you have that could possibly make you less of a loser. I, however, have lots of nice qualities, such as my gorgeous, toned legs. You're hard for my legs, aren't you loser? All you want to do is pump it all day to my perfection and I can't possibly blame you. Look how pretty I am! You're going to stroke to how pathetic you are and then you're going to get a sexy cum countdown featuring your biggest weakness... my perfect legs.