It's that time of year again! I am your boss and you are inexplicably hard while in my presence, even when you are about to get your annual performance review. You think I don't notice this, but I do.. along with all the frequent disappearing acts you try and pull. Why are you always hiding in a bathroom stall? Why do you run out to your car every hour? It's because my superiority turns you on and you made the mistake of writing your private thoughts on the company computer. What an idiot. This performance review is a summary of all your vices, starting from the tip of my toes and ending w... Show more